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"Please wipe this slime off my lip."

This is a gross picture of some type of blob fish. I don't know anything about what it is, not even if it's real.

"Roll me over so I can nurse," says the non-nursing baby.

This is a human pig nursing it's babies? It might be a cow, a lamb, or a pig. Me and my mom agree that this is weird.

"I need a haircut! Save me from this heat."

LOL. I know this is just a cat, but it needs a haircut, even if it's bad!

"Get your hands off of me! Let me go!"

This is a Chinese giant salamander. I think it has a fat tail.

"Let me in this can. I need to eat something."

I'd hate it if this was on MY lawn.